01.25.08
The Fair Folk
I love anthologies. They’re one of the few kinds of books that I can pick up for a short period of time and put down and still feel like I’ve had a decent meal–from Once Upon a Time to Happy (or not so happy) Ending in the space of a lunch hour. The Fair Folk, editied by Marvin Kaye, is a wonderful example because every single story in it is like a delicious little meal all on it’s own. Six stories by seven relatively well known authors in the fantasy genre, bound by one thing they have in common: the fair folk. The book uses all kinds of words to describe them. In some stories the term refers to brownies, in some to Lord of the Rings-esque Elves, sometimes it means fairies, but never the small dainty kind with wings, and in one rather memorable tale, it means goblins and changelings.
“UOUS” by Tanith Lee is probably my favorite of the six. Her storytelling style always gets to me, sucks me in and won’t let me go till she’s done. In “UOUS” she gives us a standard fairy tale turned on it’s head: a Cinderella type girl, a wicked stepmother and two vain and selfish stepsisters, a Faerie King, and three wishes that do not come cheaply at all. Lois, the main character is smart mouthed and witty, but also observant, and I love her descriptions of things:
“Unmum bought the place, which was enormous, and she and the Boyfriend (Decrepit James) said they’d do it up. Because it was falling apart, the house. I mean literally. Slabs would detach from the ceilings and reallocate to the floors. Cracks ran busily up the walls, wanting to reach the ceilings before all of the ceilings had fallen down. Moss and mould appeared more regularly than the mail. Rain and birds came through the roof and mice, and nice big (disease carrying?) rats from the cellars. The wail: Ooh, there’s a rat in the shower/bed/wardrobe/fridge was an everyday feature…”
And the twist on the tale is nice and refreshing, far from the saccharine coated confections of Disney films.
Megan Lindholm, (aka Robin Hobb), writes a sometimes hilarious story of a slob who finds himself playing host to an overzealous brownie–that loves DIY shows and Martha Stewart with a passion. I found myself chuckling constantly throughout “Grace Notes” and marveling over what appears to be a fairly accurate portrayal of a male trying to fathom the intricacies of home decoration. When the brownie starts redoing his bedroom in a tropical theme and replacing his soap you know it’s going to get BAD. It’s also a fairly cute little love story, if you’re into those sorts of things.
“The Kelpie” by Patricia A. McKillip is another instant favorite. McKillip has always been a lover of the arts, and this time she turns to the artist’s studios of a pseudo-Victorian world to write a story about a love triangle between three artists: the Nice Guy, the Bad Boy, and the girl who is caught between them and Faerie in an very interesting way. I know I’m doing poor service trying to describe this one, but I very much enjoyed it. As an artist myself, it also proved to be a strong enough Muse to inspire me.
Kim Newman’s “The Gypsies in the Woods” started out slow, and I wasn’t sure at first if I was going to like it. In the end, however, it turned out to be the most engrossing of the six stories. A detective for a special branch of the government is caught up in a series of mysterious events, first in a small village in (Victorian?) England where a pair of children have inexplicably disappeared, and then, several years later, in London where fatal accidents are occurring at a Faerie themed tourist attraction. The events are linked, and the story also involves art in a very interesting way. If you can just get past the heavy beginning, the rest of the tale flows smoothly, until you’re as caught up in the events as the characters.
Strangely I found Craig Shaw Gardner’s “An Embarrassment of Elves” a little flat. It was the most obviously humorous of the stories, another of his Ebenezum tales. But the overabundance of characters who were all there seemingly so they could indulge in banter got a little annoying, and simply confused the already confusing plot. For a story that’s not meant to have much plot at all, that’s definitely a strike against. The style was good, however, and I think if I’d ever read any of his other stories in the same vein I probably would have enjoyed it more.
Similarly confusing, but somewhat more engaging and easier to follow is the joint story effort by Jane Yolen and Midori Snyder. Narrated through letters between two exiled Faerie sisters, “Except the Queen” tells the story of the sisters as they adjust to life in our world, and discover there’s still some magic left here after all. This one is very much an urban fantasy and I adored that aspect of it, the two elderly sisters have very separate personalities and the plot develops rather quickly. I think the only thing that really bothered me about this was how cloying their relationship was and how convoluted the language. I love my own sister very much, but I sincerely doubt I’d spend every letter referring to her as “my dearest, sweetest sister” etc. And while I’m sure the archaic language was meant to convey how otherworldly and eternal the sisters are, it bogged the story down more often than not.
Overall, though, all six were very good tales (even the confusing ones), and I’d highly recommend this anthology to anyone who loves fairies and goblins and who knows that Faerie was never meant to be cloaked in sugar spun stories… these creatures are seldom kind, and even then not without a price.
Novel rating: Fireworks
Cover rating: Sizzling
I actually saw the cover for this book long before I found the book itself. The cover is by fantasy artist J.P. Targete and, in my opinion, is one of his best. You can buy prints of it through his deviant art store here: The Fair Folk (painting)

